The puddle of "melt" leapt back off the floor and instantly gathered into a mini Tornado ~ Within said vortex an image of Google appeared and the words "SuperVillan.com home" mysteriously typed themselves into the search box.

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and having a curious nature i immediately........

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unthinkingly tapped the "Search" button. "Oh My G....", I cried out as I felt us yanked into the center of the suddenly wildly expanding vortex, and lost my breakfast, and then conciousness.

and everything ended.

Nothingness was all that was left.

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Nemesis n. A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.

...or so I thought. Dear readder, seeing as I am writing in the first person past tense, you already know that this isn't the end of the story.

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A glistening speck drifted through the blackness, only made spectaular by its solitude.

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My eyes focused this fuzzy speckle into concrete, plate-glass, palm trees and a tranquil blue~green sea.... I was back home...

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Suddenly, the speck swiftly grows exponentially larger and larger until... fluffy white clouds part, and revealed is an island paradise!
The only evidence of civilization; a monstrously huge pile of block concrete, seven stories high, lit up with colored sparkling lights and enormous reflective blue glass windows in the very center of the island, built on the slopes of a smoking volcano.

Looking up I see a man standing on the rooftop, peering down on all around with a telescope. "Ahh.." he said ...

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"Now ve can capture ze vurld's opal supply."

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Yes, "the voices" told me I needed opals ~ and lots of them. Looking up toward the Telescope I beckoned to Bertwick Pinbottle my trusted butler...

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"Is the opal lazer ready for testing?"

"Yessir!" said Pinbottle. "... er... sorta." "I just need that marble you dropped in the vortex."

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"Oops. I did not mean to do zat."

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Actually, I may have lost my marbles :) - But the emerald is still here in my pocket! Bertwick you must study this demented blueprint and from the information therein construct me an evil deathray!

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Bertwick mops up the spilled lime jelly from evul master's fumbling attempts to create an emerald death ray and hands him the working model Bertwick had waiting.

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Suddenly, my wiggy, willful, alien wife burst into the laboratory with all ten of the children and burbled; "You must watch the little darlings 'cause I'm off with the new saucer, I can't possibly take last year's model to visit with my sister and mother, we're shopping for her trousseau, she's met the most wonderful, um, male and the wedding will be very much sooner than later, and, Bertwicke; do not to let them eat any of those emeralds, it makes them gassy." I stuttered, "But...but...but...but..", and she babbled; "The newest nanny quit, they tied her up and used her for paintball practice, the little dears, they're so excitable, I'll be back next, uh, week, yeah, that's it, next week and you did say you wanted to spend more time home schooling them, Byeee!"

Ok luvey I'll see you later :wave: ~ I made a super secret gesture to Bertwick ~ Who proceded to fit all the kids with the "MKIII thought control helmet" (looks a bit like a baseball with a little satalite dish on top) - Mwahahooo!

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Now we have evul minions where with to acquire the world's emeralds! If only we can keep them from playing in the volcano...

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<Unbungling my mind for a moment> ~ No,no we don't need any more Emerald's ~ now we need Evil Opal's!! :ding:
Bertwick, sally forth to the Deathcopter~ transport mine evil minions to the Island of the meesian’s – Somewhere there you will find the ancient mines of Fluffball – Enroute you must program said prodigy to steal all meesian opal’s (from under their flaccid and unsuspecting noses)
In the mean time I am going to mount the Jelly powered deathray in the eye of the Evil Island Lighthouse…. Mwaharhohohaaaa etc! :)

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